A Manner Of Speaking With Your Mouth Full
(I, my mom, and her boyfriend are eating chips. My dog is at our feet waiting for scraps. Every time she stands up, I sternly tell her to sit again.)
Me: *to dog* “Sit!”
Mom: “You sure are bossy tonight.”
Me: *with my mouth full of chips* “She’s not showing good manners!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.