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    (I have a friend that works at a home improvement store; one day, a woman comes in looking for a generator)

    Customer: “What does it mean when it says seven gallon tank?”

    Employee: “Uh, it means it can hold seven gallons of gas.”

    Customer: “Gas? Why would it need gas?”

    Employee: “It’s a generator. How else would it produce electricity?”

    Customer: “I thought you just plugged it in.”

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