Terrible Two Sentences

(I am talking online about parenting.)

Me: “Argh. I look over and she’s standing in a puddle of pee with a purple crayon shoved up her nose.”

Friend: “If anyone ever asks you what it’s like to have a toddler, you just quote that line right there.”

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