A Little Bit Too Honest There
Retail | Toronto, ON, Canada
(I used to work at a sporting goods store, when a young guy of about 12-14 years of age came in.)
Customer: “Hi, can you tell me where I can find a jock, like for playing baseball?”
Me: “Oh, you mean a protective cup? Sure, they’re right over here.”
Customer: “Thanks. Oh, are there sizes?”
Me: “Yeah, they’re–”
Customer: *whispers* “I think I’m a small.”
Me: “They’re according to waistband.”
Customer: “Oh…”
Me: “I’ll be over there if you need anything else.”













