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    (I find a wallet with the owner’s ID from middle school.)

    Me: *over the all-call speakers* “[Name], please come up to the front desk for your missing wallet. [Name], please come up to the front desk.”

    (An adult comes up to the front desk.)

    Adult: “Hi, I’m [name].”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but according to this ID, she’s still in middle school.”

    Adult: “Oh, I’m, um, her sister.”

    Me: “With the same name?”

    Adult: “Yeah, my mom was a little weird. Can I have her wallet now?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but I’d like to see your sister and put this is in her possession.”

    Adult:”What!? What do you think I’m going to do, steal my sister’s money or something? Just give me the d*** wallet!”

    (A girl comes over.)

    Girl: “Hi, I’m [Name].”

    Adult: “Sis! Where were you? It’s been 10 minutes. I tried to give the wallet to you to save time, but this stupid woman thinks I’m not your sister!”

    Girl: “Who are you?”