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A Lesson In Latte Linguistics
Coffee Shop | Tampa, FL, USA
Customer: “I’d like a GRAHN-DAY coffee. ”
Me: “Anything else sir?”
Customer: “This isn’t a grande!”
Me: “You’re ordering using our competitor’s terms, sir. Their grande is our medium.”
Customer: “Grande! Grande! BIG! Don’t you speak Spanish?!”
Me: “Si se√±or, hablo espa√±ol. Quiere algo m√°s?”
Customer: “Huh?”
Me: “Didn’t you just ask if I spoke Spanish?”
Customer: “Whatever!” *pays for coffee and leaves*
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