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A Leaf Blower And An Acetylene Torch Should Do The Trick
Hardware Store | Denver, CO, USA
Customer: “Hi, do you sell hair dryers?”
Me: “Um, this is a hardware store.”
Customer: “Yes, yes, I know that. Do you sell them?”
Me: “No, we sell hardware here. But I’m sure the Target up the road sells hair dryers.”
Customer: “Well, I’ll just look around a bit.”
(About ten minutes later…)
Customer: “You could have TOLD me you only sold tools and nails here, BEFORE I wasted my time. Now I’ll have to go to Target!”
(838 Thumbs Up!)
