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    A Lack Of Planning On Your Part…

    | Florida, USA |

    Customer: *on his cell phone, handing me a list* “I need all of these items.”

    Me: “Ok, let me just get someone to help you.”

    Customer: “Why can’t you just do it?”

    Me: “I can’t leave the register.”

    Customer: *shouting now* “I’M A VERY BUSY MAN!”

    Me: “Well, I’m sorry sir, but I cannot leave the register. Let me just call someone for you.”

    Customer: “HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE EXPECT TO RUN A BUSINESS! I NEED MY STUFF!”

    Me: *on phone* “Could I have someone come up and help a customer please?”

    Customer: *screaming over my phone call* “JUST GIVE ME MY DAMN ITEMS! I NEED THEM!”

    Me: “Someone is on their way to help you, sir.”

    Customer: “I needed these items two hours ago; I couldn’t get here until now. My time is being wasted; MY TIME IS PRECIOUS!”

    Me: “I don’t know what to tell you, scooter. Learn to manage your time better.”