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    A Hot Slice Of Obvious

    | Pocomoke, MD, USA | Food & Drink, Uncategorized

    Me: “Thank you for calling [pizza place], how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, can I have a half pepperoni, half sausage?”

    Me: “Okay, will that be all?”

    Customer: “Could you make sure that both halves are on the same pizza?”