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    A Hole In Your Thinking

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    Customer: “Can I have a sample of this doughnut?”

    Me: “Sorry, no.”

    Customer: “But you used to give them out! Why can’t I get one?”

    Me: “Yeah, that was a long time ago. Now we only give it to children.”

    (The customer squats down a bit.)

    Customer: “I’m twelve. Can I have a sample?”