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    A Hole In Your Thinking, Part 3

    | Silverdale, WA, USA |

    Customer: “I’d like Swiss cheese, please.”

    Me: “I’m sorry. We only carry American, Pepperjack, Cheddar, and a shredded Cheddar.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take Provolone then.”

    Me: “Sir, I just told you. We only carry American, Pepperjack, Cheddar, and a shredded Cheddar. It is on the sign right here.”

    Customer: “Then I’ll have Swiss.”

    Me: “I think we have some in back. One moment.”

    (My manager takes the American cheese into the back room. He cuts holes in a few of the slices, and brings them back out.)

    Me: “Here you are. Swiss cheese.”

    Customer: “I knew you guys always hid some in back!”

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