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  • A Hole In His Logic, Among Other Things

    | Columbus, OH, USA |

    Customer: “The Swiss cheese I bought last week didn’t have any holes.”

    Me: ”I’m sorry, sir. Sometimes when we get to the end of a block of cheese, there aren’t many holes in it.”

    Customer: ”Well, can I get my money back?”

    Me: ”Did you bring the cheese back?”

    Customer: “No. I ate it.”

    Me: ”Did it taste okay?”

    Customer: “Yes, it tasted fine.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do.”

    Customer: ”BUT IT DIDN’T HAVE ANY HOLES!”

    Me: “Let me get my manager…”