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    A Heady Proposition, Part 2

    | Hialeah, FL, USA | Uncategorized

    (A customer comes in with a photo of her daughter. She wants to include it in a business card.)

    Customer: “So you guys are able to take this picture, put it on to the computer, and then fix it up nicely?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Okay, here you go.”

    (I’m given the picture, and I notice her daughter is facing completely to the right. Not a big deal, so I go ahead and scan the picture. It appears on screen.)

    Customer: “Okay. I need you to turn her face towards us.”

    Me: “Uh…that’s not possible.”

    Customer: “But you said you would fix it up nicely.”

    Me: “I can clean the picture up and make your daughter look nice. However, you can’t scan a picture and then turn it around like it was in 3D.”

    Customer: “But computers are the reason 3D exists. Now turn my daughter’s head!”

    A Heady Proposition