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    A Gluten For Punishment

    | AL, USA |

    (A powerful storm has ripped through the state. The power has gone out. I have a rack of bread stuck in the oven with no way of removing it without power.)

    Customer: “Do you have any hot bread?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. It’s stuck in the oven and the power is off.”

    Customer: “Can’t you just open it?”

    Me: “Not with the way our ovens rotate. There’s no way to get the bread off the rack.”

    Customer: “Can’t you just reach in and grab one for me?”

    Me: “Not without horribly burning myself.”

    Customer: “Would you mind trying?”