A Glitch In The Matrix

Customer: “This is such a nice store you have here!”

Me: “Why, thank you. We do our best to keep it neat.”

(The customer places one of our reusable bags on the counter to purchase it. The bag she is holding has my store’s name on it, along with motifs associated with our name.)

Customer: “These bags remind me so much of [my store’s name].”

Me: “That’s because—”

Customer: “These bags are so cute, too! I wish I could get one from [my store’s name]…”