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    A Funny Lark That’s Tough To Swallow

    | North Carolina, USA |

    Me: “Raptor rehabilitation, can I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes. There’s a hawk swooping down eating the songbirds off of my bird feeder. Is there anything I can do?”

    Me: “Well, not really. You can try moving the feeder near a bush where the songbirds can hide.”

    Caller: “There are a lot of chipmunks where I live.”

    Me: “Yes?”

    Caller: “Do you think I can put up a sign telling the hawk to eat the chipmunks instead of the songbirds?”

    Me: “I don’t think that will work, sir. Hawks don’t read well.”

    Caller: “Oh. I’ll try it anyway.”