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    A Freudian Slip And Slide

    | Rochester, MN, USA | Funny Names, Rude & Risque

    (I am helping a customer with some plumbing fittings for his old-home cast-iron pipes.)

    Customer: “I don’t think this gasket is going to slide into the pipe.”

    Me: “It should slide right in for you.”

    Customer: “Well, if it don’t slide in, what can I use to help slide it in?”

    Me: “You can use some KY jelly, and that will help.”

    Customer: “Oh, yeah. We got some of that and should work just fine then.”

    Me: “Yep, should work.”

    (The customer’s wife comes around as we get other fittings together, and he looks at his wife.)

    Customer: “Almost done here. Got all the stuff I need, and I just need to find where the KY jelly is.”

    (The wife’s eyes gets big in disbelief. I initially think ‘what’s wrong with her?’)

    Wife: “Umm. What?”

    Customer: “The KY jelly to help slide the fittings into… oh… c**p.”

    (The customer looks at me, and just as he does so, it dawns on me what we have both just said!)

    Me: “Oh… We need to find the silicone jelly! Sorry! I have no ideal how I came up with KY jelly!”