Customer: “Excuse me, these “Wicked Wings” you gave me are hot and spicy.”

Me: “Yes, I know.”

Customer: “Well I can’t eat anything that is spicy because of my health. You should have told me they were spicy.”

Me: “Sorry sir, I assumed you’d known because that’s the only thing you ordered. I’ll give you a refund.”

Customer: “No, that’s not good enough. You should have told me that they are spicy, it’s your responsibility.”

Me: “I apologize.”

Customer: “I thought it was made from the evil chickens or something.”