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    A Different Kind Of Nip Slip

    | New York, NY, USA |

    (I am showing white polo shirts to a customer.)

    Customer: “It certainly looks nice. Too bad I can’t wear it due to my conspicuous nipples.”

    Me: “What?!”

    Customer: “Nothing.”