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  • A Dick By Any Other Name

    | New Jersey, USA | Rude & Risque

    Me: “May I have your name, please?”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “When your order is ready to be collected, we call you by name.”

    Customer: “I’m not giving you my name!”

    Me: “Well, give me a name that we can refer to you by.”

    Customer: “I’m not giving you my name!”

    Me: “It doesn’t have to be your real name. I just need a name we can announce over the speaker so you know when to pick up your order.”

    Customer: “Why would I respond to a name that’s not mine?”

    Me: “Well, give us something that we can call you by.”

    Customer: “Then, how would I remember that’s me?”

    Me: “You can write it down.”

    Customer: “Okay, call me Dick. I’m pretty sure I can remember that. I’ll be holding mine until you call.”