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    Guest: “Excuse me, where is the elevator?”

    Me: “Around the corner and to the right, ma’am.”

    (The guest walks towards the elevator, stops, and comes back to the front desk.)

    Guest: “Sorry, where is the elevator?”

    Me: “See where the carpet starts right over there? It’s right after that, ma’am.”

    (The guest walks towards the elevator again, stops, and returns to the desk.)

    Guest: “Is it in the same place on every floor?”