Guest: “Excuse me, where is the elevator?”

Me: “Around the corner and to the right, ma’am.”

(The guest walks towards the elevator, stops, and comes back to the front desk.)

Guest: “Sorry, where is the elevator?”

Me: “See where the carpet starts right over there? It’s right after that, ma’am.”

(The guest walks towards the elevator again, stops, and returns to the desk.)

Guest: “Is it in the same place on every floor?”