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    A Day Late And A Month Short

    , | Connellsville, PA, USA | Time

    (Note: our company sent out coupons a few months ago, and they expired June 3rd. A customer walks in and slaps the coupons down on the counter.)

    Customer: “I want to use this for my salad.”

    Me: “Sorry, sir, those expired at the 3rd of the month.”

    Customer: “NO! It says they expire June 32nd!”

    Me: “Sir, there is no June 32nd.”

    Customer: *glances at the coupon and then storms out of the building cursing*