(Note: our company sent out coupons a few months ago, and they expired June 3rd. A customer walks in and slaps the coupons down on the counter.)

Customer: “I want to use this for my salad.”

Me: “Sorry, sir, those expired at the 3rd of the month.”

Customer: “NO! It says they expire June 32nd!”

Me: “Sir, there is no June 32nd.”

Customer: *glances at the coupon and then storms out of the building cursing*