A Cursory Attitude To Cursing

| MI, USA | Books & Reading, Language & Words

(A couple walk into my store.)

Me: “Hi, can I help you find anything?”

Woman: “Yes, we’re looking for the book Go the F**k to Sleep.”

Me: “I think I have that right back here.”

Man: “Honey, I think ‘go the F to sleep” is the polite way to say that.”

Me: “No worries. If I’m selling it, I should be able to hear it.

Man: “Touché.”