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    A Complete Avatard

    | Phoenix, AZ, USA |

    Customer: “Do you have any copies of that new Avatar movie?”

    Me: “Sorry it looks like it’s not available anywhere right now. I could call you when a copy comes in if you like.”

    Customer: “You didn’t check the back room. Do you have any there?”

    Me: “No, we don’t keep movies in the back. Company policy says we have to have all available copies on the shelf.”

    Customer: “So, why don’t you have any on the shelf?”

    Me: “Because we’re all checked out. There are none present at this store or any other in this area. It’s an extremely popular movie since it just came out a few days ago. We have no more copies at any nearby store.”

    Customer: “Why not?”

    Me: “Well, they all got checked out by other people.”

    Customer: “Well, why the h*** did you let them do that? What kind of video store lets people just take whatever movie they want?!”