Google Is Not Okay
(I recently got my first-ever smart phone. It has voice command that is activated by saying, “Okay, Google.” I am driving and need to call my dad but can’t look to dial.)
Me: “Okay, Google.”
Phone: *silent*
Me: “Okay, Google.”
Phone: *silent*
Me: *different voice* “Okay, Google.”
Phone: *silent*
Me: *third voice* “Okay, Google.”
Phone: *silent*
Me: *giving up and deciding to have fun* “GOOGLE! WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME, B****?!”
Phone: *pops up voice command*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
