A Compete Idiot

, | Liverpool, England, UK | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Theme Of The Month

Customer: “Where do you keep [Competitor Store] branded beans, please?”

Me: “I’m sorry, madam. We don’t carry our competitors lines. We only stock our own branded goods.”

Customer: “That’s silly. You could make money selling other stores’ goods.”

Me: “That’s an interesting concept. I wonder why no one has thought of it before?”

Customer: “Well, it’s all the same stuff inside anyway. They just use their own brand labels.”

Me: “In that case, would you like to try our own brand beans?”

Customer: “Oh, no. I prefer [Competitor Brand] beans. They taste much nicer.”