(I work as a sales person. It’s about ten minutes until and I am vacuuming the back of the store. I can’t do the front because of a customer.)

Customer: “Vacuum.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Go ahead, vacuum. I don’t mind.”

Me: “Are you sure?”

Customer: “Yeah. I’m the owner of a shop. I know what it’s like when idiots like me come in right on closing and you’re trying to clean.”