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    A Clean Break From Customers

    | Newcastle, NSW, Australia | Awesome Customers, Theme Of The Month

    (I work as a sales person. It’s about ten minutes until and I am vacuuming the back of the store. I can’t do the front because of a customer.)

    Customer: “Vacuum.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Go ahead, vacuum. I don’t mind.”

    Me: “Are you sure?”

    Customer: “Yeah. I’m the owner of a shop. I know what it’s like when idiots like me come in right on closing and you’re trying to clean.”