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A Case Of Late Onset Dissatisfaction

| Michigan, USA | At The Checkout

(I’m working at the returns desk. A customer enters with a 5-gallon bucket of deck stain and sets it on the counter with ease. This tips me off because these buckets weigh about 50lbs when full.)

Me: “Hello. Did you have a problem with the stain?”

Customer: “No, it just wasn’t the right color. I didn’t like it at all.”

(I open the bucket and notice its 3/4 of the way used.)

Me: “And you decided not to stop after the second coat?”

Customer: *blank stare of guilt*