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    | Waukesha, WI, USA | Uncategorized

    (A customer arrives to pick up the meal he ordered over the phone.)

    Me: “So you would like to add to chocolate shakes to your phone in order?”

    Customer: “Yes, please.”

    (I crack out calculator to add the two orders and sales tax.)

    Customer: “Typical! Teenagers can’t solve any problems without a calculator.”

    Me: “Okay then, what’s your total?”

    Customer: “I don’t know. Let me see the calculator.”