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    A Burning Question

    | Missoula, MT, USA |

    (Our restaurant is having work done to the roof. A construction worker accidentally sets the insulation on fire, pouring smoke into the building. As the fire trucks are fighting the fire, a lady pulls up in a car.)

    Customer: “Do you sell gift certificates?”

    Me: “Why yes, but I can’t sell you any right now.”

    Customer: “Why not?”

    Me: *points at the fire and the firemen* “The store is currently on fire.”

    Customer: “Can’t you just run in and grab some for me?”