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    A Bunch-O-Words It Be, Indeed

    | Brookings, OR, USA | Uncategorized

    Me:¬†”Thanks for calling *** support, how can I ¬†help you?”

    Caller: “I just bought sump’n down to the W-mart.”

    Me: “And how can I help you with that?”

    Caller: “Yup!”

    *long pause*

    Me: “Hello?”

    Caller: “Hey!”

    Me: “What is it I can help you with today?”

    Caller: “Got me one a dem orga, orgaz, origaniz, oregonize…”

    Me: “Organizer?”

    Caller: “Yup!”

    Me: “And what can I do for you in regards to the organizer?”

    Caller: “Well, it don’t do nuffin!”

    Me: “Sounds like you may need technical assistance on the device, and unfortunately you’ve reached the sales line. I would be happy to give you the accurate number.”

    Caller: “It free?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, no, the support line is not toll free.”

    Caller: “That’ll cost more-n-my origun, orgizen, org…”

    Me: “Organizer?”

    Caller: “Yup!”

    Me: “You may want to first consult the manual for information.”

    Caller: “That ol’ book don’t say nuffin but a bunch-o-words!”