A Boys’ Night (Not) Out
(I’m walking into a gay club opening in the city. I hear this exchange between a bouncer and an obviously straight guy standing outside.)
Guy: “So, what kind of club is this, man?”
Bouncer: “Um, you into chicks?”
Guy: “Huh?”
Bouncer: “Are you into women?”
Guy: “Yeah, man. Yeah.”
Bouncer: “This is not the place for you, then.”
Guy: “Oh…OH!” *runs into parking lot*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?