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    A Boys’ Night (Not) Out

    | Alabama, USA | Top

    (I’m walking into a gay club opening in the city. I hear this exchange between a bouncer and an obviously straight guy standing outside.)

    Guy: “So, what kind of club is this, man?”

    Bouncer: “Um, you into chicks?”

    Guy: “Huh?”

    Bouncer: “Are you into women?”

    Guy: “Yeah, man. Yeah.”

    Bouncer: “This is not the place for you, then.”

    Guy: “Oh…OH!” *runs into parking lot*