A Blasphemer In The Church Of Chocolate

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Me: “Merry Christmas!”

Customer: “That’s just garbage!”

Me: “Happy Hanukkah?”

Customer: “None of that s*** means anything!”

Me: *still trying to be cheerful* “All the chocolate is half-off
tomorrow!”

Customer: “I don’t like chocolate!” *glares*