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    | Scotland |

    Me: “Thank you for calling ****. What is the problem with your telephone line?”

    Customer: “The squirrels.”

    Me: “The–what? Sorry?”

    Customer: “Those damn squirrels are watching me.”

    Me: “Uh…do you have a problem with your telephone line?”

    Customer: “Yes, the squirrels have nested on it, and they watch me while I’m sleeping…”

    Me: “I’m sure they’re not.”

    Customer: “You calling me a liar?”