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Me: “Thank you for calling ****. What is the problem with your telephone line?”
Customer: “The squirrels.”
Me: “The–what? Sorry?”
Customer: “Those damn squirrels are watching me.”
Me: “Uh…do you have a problem with your telephone line?”
Customer: “Yes, the squirrels have nested on it, and they watch me while I’m sleeping…”
Me: “I’m sure they’re not.”
Customer: “You calling me a liar?”
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