When The Concept Just Grabs You

(We are in a bar with a large group of friends and many new people. I am a guy, and I am across the bar from the only two girls I am close to. Somebody grabs my butt and disappears before I see who.)

Me: *to Girl #1* “Someone grabbed my butt and ran off. You and [Girl #2] are the only ones who I would let get away with that.”

Girl #1: *grabbing my butt* “I would never grab you!”

(Later that night I am telling Girl #2 about it.)

Girl #2: “Yeah, [Girl #1]’ is kinda grabby and flirts a lot. You should date her. Hey, why is your hand on my butt?!”

Me: “Probably because we are drunk, curled up in your bed, and your hand is down my pants grabbing my butt.”

Girl #2: “Oh, yeah, fair enough. Grab away.”