A Bag Of Chipocrisy
Grocery Store | Canton, MA, USA
Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”
Me: “Yes miss, what can I help you with?”
Customer: “I just found this opened bag of chips sitting on the counter.”
Me: “Oh, thank you, I’ll take that.”
Customer: *still holding the bag* “Isn’t it so inconsiderate of people to just open up the food and eat it in the store?”
Me: *laughing* “Yeah, it really is.”
Customer: “Oh well, here you go.”
(She then sticks her hand in the bag, pulls out a handful of chips, hands me the bag, and then walks away.)
Me: “…”



