Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”

Me: “Yes miss, what can I help you with?”

Customer: “I just found this opened bag of chips sitting on the counter.”

Me: “Oh, thank you, I’ll take that.”

Customer: *still holding the bag* “Isn’t it so inconsiderate of people to just open up the food and eat it in the store?”

Me: *laughing* “Yeah, it really is.”

Customer: “Oh well, here you go.”

(She then sticks her hand in the bag, pulls out a handful of chips, hands me the bag, and then walks away.)

Me: “…”