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    A Bag Of Chipocrisy

    | Canton, MA, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”

    Me: “Yes miss, what can I help you with?”

    Customer: “I just found this opened bag of chips sitting on the counter.”

    Me: “Oh, thank you, I’ll take that.”

    Customer: *still holding the bag* “Isn’t it so inconsiderate of people to just open up the food and eat it in the store?”

    Me: *laughing* “Yeah, it really is.”

    Customer: “Oh well, here you go.”

    (She then sticks her hand in the bag, pulls out a handful of chips, hands me the bag, and then walks away.)

    Me: “…”