Lovebite
(I’m at a renaissance festival with my girlfriend. She is scratching a bug bite on her neck.)
Girlfriend: “Ah! I hate the bugs in this state. The bites itch like crazy.”
Me: “Here, let me help…”
(I start scratching the bite on her neck. About ten seconds pass.)
Me: “Wait… is this sweet or creepy?”
Girlfriend: “I haven’t decided yet. But keep doing it.”
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