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    Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    (He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)

    Customer: “Thanks! How’d you do that so fast?”

    Me: “Well, I’ve worked here awhile, and the books are all in alphabetical order by author’s name.”

    Customer: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “Alphabetical order. Like the alphabet song? You know, A’s before B’s?”

    (He looks confused, but then widens his eyes.)

    Customer: “The letters actually go in that order? I thought that song was just to remember them all!”