Unfiltered Story #47590
(My grandma has gotten increasingly hard-of-hearing; on this occasion, she was trying to make lunch for me.)
Grandma: Would you like some cottage cheese?
Me: (I hate cottage cheese, except on cucumber sandwiches) No, unless you put it on a cucumber sandwich.
Grandma: You want a sandwich?
Me: I was just saying that I don’t like cottage cheese except on cucumber sandwiches, otherwise I don’t like it.
Grandma: So you want a cottage cheese sandwich?
Me: No, I don’t LIKE it. …Do we have cucumber?
Grandma: No…? What do you want for lunch?
Me: …howabout just a ham sandwich?
Grandma: We don’t have any ham.
Me: I just saw some this morning.
Grandma: Oh, okay… *she wanders off and a few minutes later calls me to come eat*
Me: *handing back the ENTIRE BOWL of cottage cheese she gave me* Thanks, I’ll just take the sandwich.
Grandma: Oh, you don’t like cottage cheese?
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