Avoid The Weighty Issues
(I’ve just been to the apartment office to get something I need for the morning. The woman at the desk commented that I’m losing weight. I get back to the apartment.)
Me: “Babe, am I losing weight?”
Partner: *kisses me* “Oh, baby, you look beautiful the way you are.”
(I ask again and get another kiss and the same answer so I decide to have some fun.)
Me: “Do these shorts make my butt look big?”
Partner: *sputtering* “Uh… You’re beautiful just the way you are!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.