You’re My Number Two Gal
(I go to the bathroom at my boyfriend’s flat and as I’m sitting, I suddenly feel the urge to poop.)
Me: “Hey, dude, can you bring me my phone? I’m feeling a poop coming on and I don’t want to ignore it when I go home and end up constipated.”
(We have so far been dating for a collective seven months. I have been past the point of shame for about all of them. For some reason he wants to marry me.)
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