Gastro The Dog
(My fiancé is in another room, while the dog is in the room with me. The dog lets out a loud belch.)
Me: *to dog* “Burpers!”
Fiancé: “Oh, that was the dog?”
Me: “Yes, why? Do I sound like that?”
Fiancé: “…sometimes.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?