Meth Make You Act Stupid
(I’m in science class, and we are pouring multiple liquids and measuring their density. After that, we pour all the liquids into a large beaker to see the effects of their density. I am a bright child but I like to act as if I had no common sense.)
Me: “Ah! I spilled meth on me!”
Partner: “…what?!” *multiple people stare at me*
Me: “…methanol. I spilled methanol on myself.”
Me: *as we are measuring* “Hey [Partner], what is methanol exactly?”
Partner: “Paint thinner.”
Me: “Really!? So my skin color’s gonna fade?”
Partner: *shakes head*
(Later, once we’ve poured all the liquids in the beaker…)
Me: “Oooh! It’s so pretty! Can I drink it?”
Partner: *attempting to hold back laughter, because he’s finally caught on to what I’ve been doing* “No, [Me], no.”
Me: “But it’s so pretty! And it smells like juice! Just a lil’ sip?”
Partner: “No. You’ll die.”
Me: “Pleaaaaase?”
Partner: “If you die, you won’t be able to debate the alien theory tomorrow in history.”
Me: “…Fine.”
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