Breaking Bad Habits
High School | Learning
| February 23, 2015
(My brother is a chemistry teacher at a public high school. Due to the popularity of ‘Breaking Bad’, he’s lost track of the number of times he’s had this conversation.)
Student: “Hey, Mr. [Teacher], do you watch Breaking Bad?”
Teacher: “Yes.”
Student: “Do you know how to do that stuff?”
Teacher: “Yes.”
Student: “Can you teach me?”
Teacher: “No.”
(One day he gets tired of it, so he finds a new response.)
Student: “Do you watch Breaking Bad?”
Teacher: “Yes.”
Student: “Could you do that?”
Teacher: “Yeah, but I’d make ecstasy; the profit margin is higher.”
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