Class ‘A’ Sass

(It is the first day of the new semester and our French teacher is explaining that the grades have all been reset to ‘A’s.)

Teacher: “Let’s all have a moment of silence to relax in our a-ness.”

(The class gradually starts laughing as what she said sinks in. The teacher looks embarrassed.)

Teacher: “Okay, we don’t all have ‘A’s anymore.”