Immune To Reason
(In tenth grade I missed a lot of school because of a weak immune system. This happens after missing over twenty days in two and a half months.)
Teacher: [My Name], what can I do to make you come to school more often?”
Me: “I don’t know? Make me not sick?”
Teacher: “You should still come if you’re sick.”
Me: “But… I have no reason to. I’d just be sent home.”
Teacher: “I’ll bribe you.”
Me: “With what?”
Teacher: “I’ll buy you a coffee if you come to school two weeks in a row without missing a day.”
Me: “Coffee makes me sick.”
Teacher: “Juice?”
Me: “Orange juice?”
Teacher: “Sure.”
(I got a cold two days later and never did manage to get a free juice.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
