School Assembling

(I am in my ‘theory of knowledge’ class, which is somewhat similar to philosophy, but extremely random at times. At the moment, we are talking about the objectification of women in pop culture.)

Teacher: “So, you see, in all the posters for The Avengers, Black Widow is always posing so as to show off her boobs and butt at the same time. Her costume also demonstrates—”

(The door opens and in walks one of the teacher’s students from a different class. Note that the student in question is male, and has no idea what our class is currently discussing.)

Male Student: “Hey, what’s up?”

Teacher: “Ah, and here’s [Student’s Name]. He will now pose like Black Widow.”

(Without missing a beat, the male student turns and poses in a ridiculous ‘sexy’ stance. The class bursts out laughing.)

Teacher: “Thank you, [Student’s Name]. Now, what did you need?”