Tic For Tac

(My school is very strict about classroom rules, so we are not allowed our phones or food in class. A student in my class is seen by my maths teacher passing Tic-Tacs in a lesson.)

Teacher: “[Student], what have you got there?”

Student: *nervously* “It’s a Tic-Tac.”

Teacher: *stern* “You had better come here—”

(The student walks up to the teacher’s desk, looking very worried.)

Teacher: “—because [Teacher] wants one!”