Defiance Is The Best Teacher
(My friend, a former coworker, comes in on a Saturday to say hello. She is standing by the counter chatting with me when a regular customer comes in. I immediately go to serve her.)
Customer: “I’ll have a latte.” *looks at my friend* “You’re wearing that to work?!”
(My friend is wearing ripped jeans, a local band shirt, and boots you could kick through a wall with, as well as her nose stud and four rings in each ear.)
My Friend: “I don’t work here any more.”
Customer: “Well, no wonder if you started showing up like a hooligan! Young people have no sense of professionalism these days! If I met you in the street, I’d think you were going to mug me!”
My Friend: “Actually, I quit because I started a new job.”
Customer: “Doing what, exactly? Scaring children?”
My Friend: “Sort of. I’m a kindergarten teacher.”
Customer: *gasps, grabs her latte, and runs out the door*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?