Unfiltered Story #32407
I was working as a relief education assistant out on playground duty when I noticed two boys lurching around pretending to be zombies.
Me: So are you the kind of zombies that eat brains or are you the kind of zombies that eat vegetables?
Zombie1: BRAINS!
Zombie2: VEGETABLES!
Zombie1: Well we don’t eat girls brains only boys brains
Zombie2: It’s ok we’re not eating REAL brains.
Me: well that’s alright then, you had better get back to it.
I then hightailed it to the nearest duty teacher to share what they said!
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